A guy once helped a friend buy a computer because she said he was the only "computer geek friend" she had. Recently she decided to buy a more powerful computer and again asked for his advice.
"I'm sorry," he told her. "I haven't kept up with computers much since your last purchase."
"Oh that's just great," she responded, "not only do I have to upgrade my computer, I have to upgrade my computer geek friend too!"
